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'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"Your grass looks great."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

Bloomin' moths!

"Boxing day is so boring."

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Is there life after digestion?

Jim's Mowing Services

Will work for grass

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

Carniverous frog

"Why cull us when we could be retrained?"