Prairie Ponderers Pillows

'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"Your grass looks great."

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Bloomin' moths!

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Is there life after digestion?

"Boxing day is so boring."

Jim's Mowing Services

Will work for grass

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

"Why cull us when we could be retrained?"