Prayerful Pasture Ponderer Gifts

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Down On the Farm

Evolution of God. . .

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Shepherd

Various Birds of Pray.

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Randy, great news: I've become a person of faith. Which faith? The main one. the hip one. you know - the one used in all the red states. Or maybe the one Madonna and Tom Cruise are into. Either way, I'm deeply committed. You should be.

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"Your grass looks great."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'