Pious Ponderer Gifts

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

Non Thought For The Day.

'Please take your receipt!'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

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"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Lost and Profound.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"