Prayerful Pasture Ponderer Pillows

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Down On the Farm

Various Birds of Pray.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Shepherd

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"Your grass looks great."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Sheep