Agricultural Pioneer Gifts

Some genetically engineered pig

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Raptures

GMOs: The Next Generation

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Cow Pilot.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The Rural Bidet...

"He's a quick learner."

Arctic Hothouse

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

"Is your business picking up?"

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

Mystery tour comes to the farm.

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'