Pasture Party Goer Mugs

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Cow Pollen

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Ham-Dram

French Animal Noises.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

COW. JUST COW.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Shepherd

Even cows get the blahs....

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

Sheep

Brown cow

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

I've turned to the darkside!

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

Lobster hot tub.

"I think we're getting to that age where all of our friends are having kids so they can leave parties earlier."

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

"He likes his bones smoked."

Smorgasborg

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'