Parrot Pal Gifts

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Pirate trying on parrots.

'Help me, help me!'

"How can I help you?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Looking at bird in cage, "I pray he's okay,this morning he walked under his ladder"

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

"Why can't you just have a chip on your shoulder like anyone else?"

"Three turns to the left to the second number, one turn to the right of the 4th number, 2 turns..."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I'm at work?

'So anyway, I said to this bird...'

"I'd speak more if I heard anything worth repeating."

"Are you squawkin' to me?"

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'I took a class in avian first aid. Now I can treat any wound I get from the birds.'

'This parrot stew keeps repeating on me.'

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'This kookaburra he's talking to - they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

'You know what: Since they locked us up in this cage, I don't really feel like singing anymore. . .'

'Aw-FORGET it!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'I call him Polly, short for Polyphemus.'

'It's for you!'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"