Parrot Friend Gifts

'...And stop calling me 'Gilligan'!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Don't even think about it."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Life's a Bench.