Parrot Friend Pillows

'...And stop calling me 'Gilligan'!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

A little bird told me...

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Don't even think about it."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot