Parrot Partner Pillows

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You know too much!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You reek of crackers.'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Pirates

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'