Parrot Partner Pillows

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You know too much!'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'You reek of crackers.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Pirates

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"How many letters can you read?"

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'