Parrot Pals Pillows

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'You never talk to me anymore.'

'Alright, I promise to get a new leg when we reach port!'

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Corona virus Corona virus Corona virus, Corona virus"

"How many letters can you read?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Pirates

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...