Poultry Pals Pillows

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Cockerel and hen

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Man with broken leg in cast.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"How many letters can you read?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Tasty bird.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'He's barking mad!'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"