Parakeet Pals Pillows

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

"How many letters can you read?"

"This is my man cave."

The Zombie Awakes...

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Be a friend.

Pirate trying on parrots.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.