Parakeets Pillows

'Things just don't seem the same since we got rid of the parakeets.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Pirates

The Zombie Awakes...

"Repeat after me..."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'

"You came up in therapy today."

Parrot

"Do you think we should get a pet?"