Parrots Pillows

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"Yes Dear, Yes Dear, Yes Dear"

'You're going to go on a diet.'

'I know I say a lot of rubbish. That's because your wife taught me how to speak!'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Clever birdie

Pirate trying on parrots.

Say that again and I'll get you stuffed!

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I will not tolerate that sort of language in this house!"

"Because he's been corrupted by talk radio."

"They're wonderful mimics."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Bird Brain

Radio 4 just a minute 'Repetition of 'pretty'''

My mind is a vast storehouse of knowledge. How come the only question you ever ask me is, "Polly want a cracker?"? !!!

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'If she says pretty Polly to me once more I'll have her arm off!'

'Where's my parrot? -- the dirty bum is in the witness protection program!'

Good Talker.

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away!

"You're spoiling that parrot!"

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'His previous owner had a lot of allergies.'

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

'It's for you. Somebody called Polly...!'