Parrot Fans Pillows

"I've heard this is a great bar for picking up birds."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Poor guy, he should've said something over and over, and over.'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Drunk pirate with a wheel on the bottom of his peg leg being wheeled home by his parrot

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

"Arrr! Nobody wants to trade fer me patches!"

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

bird interprets modern art

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Pirates

"Repeat after me..."

The Zombie Awakes...

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."