Parrot Fan Pillows

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"...And be careful - there's a parrot in there somewhere!"

Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. So it went for years, neither parrot knowing who started the nightmare.

'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Pre historic undercover agents - "Hey, look here... This guy's been wired-up all along!"

The Polygon family at home

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"Ah! The sniffer parrot has found something"

Pollys in Trans World.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You know too much!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A little bird told me...

Wolf Karaoke

bird interprets modern art

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?