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"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"...And be careful - there's a parrot in there somewhere!"

Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. So it went for years, neither parrot knowing who started the nightmare.

'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Pre historic undercover agents - "Hey, look here... This guy's been wired-up all along!"

The Polygon family at home

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"Ah! The sniffer parrot has found something"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'You know too much!'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

A little bird told me...

Wolf Karaoke

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

bird interprets modern art

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."