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Customer:'What's new?' Assistant: 'We've just received a shipment of Columbian parrots!' Parrot: 'Polly wants some crack!'

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'Where's my parrot? -- the dirty bum is in the witness protection program!'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Pirates

"How many letters can you read?"

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.