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'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Works every time.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Desert Island BBQ

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'You know too much!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"