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Take Your Pills!

Polly want a cracker? Is there any particular reason why you speak like Jay Silverwheels?

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"Don't worry. Remember, it's only an egg..."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Football Manager's Parrot

Parrot catches wife cheating.

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out, he's been a good bird."

the polly gone

"Polly wants a Château Cheval Blanc."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'You know too much!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Marcel Marceau's parrot