Parrot Enthusiasts Mugs

Take Your Pills!

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Football Manager's Parrot

Parrot catches wife cheating.

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out, he's been a good bird."

the polly gone

"Polly wants a Château Cheval Blanc."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A little bird told me...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Repeat after me..."