Parrot Lovers Mugs

Customer:'What's new?' Assistant: 'We've just received a shipment of Columbian parrots!' Parrot: 'Polly wants some crack!'

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'Where's my parrot? -- the dirty bum is in the witness protection program!'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Pirates

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Service."