Parrot Lover Mugs

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"Don't repeat this."

'They have great rapport.'

Parrot School Report - "Poor attendance record, always sick....well done son."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"How sick are you feeling?"

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

'Do you speak English?'

"I'll say a word and you say the first word you think of..." "Hello"

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Polly want a cracker?

'The First Amendment is just for people!'

"As I see it you have two options - put him on a diet or roast him."

'Stop reading aloud.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At least we're talking."

"Would you, for once, think before you speak!"

"Line?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I suppose this is your way of telling me that I'm giving you the cold shoulder?"

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'You already told me about your operation -- ALL your operations!'

"That chicken you're always eating...is that a bird?"

"Can you do a leery yob across my back?"

'Polly doesn't WANT a cracker.. Polly says: YOU'RE a cracker!'

'Polly wants a Nasdaqer...Polly wants a Nasdaqer...'

'You know too much!'

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"