Parrot Lover Gifts

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"Don't repeat this."

'They have great rapport.'

Parrot School Report - "Poor attendance record, always sick....well done son."

"How sick are you feeling?"

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"I'll say a word and you say the first word you think of..." "Hello"

Polly want a cracker?

'Do you speak English?'

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'The First Amendment is just for people!'

'Stop reading aloud.'

"As I see it you have two options - put him on a diet or roast him."

Well, I'm back from the @#$% city and I learned some new @#$% words.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Would you, for once, think before you speak!"

"Line?"

While you were spending all that time teaching me how to say "Polly want a cracker"

We never talk anymore, Lars. That's because it always ends the same way. You say, "Polly want a cracker." I give you a cracker. I try to shift the conversation to other topics, but you ask for another cracker again and again. 30 or 40 crackers later, you vomit and go to bed.

'Polly doesn't WANT a cracker.. Polly says: YOU'RE a cracker!'

The Parrot Shop. Do you get a lot of repeat business?

Pirate and parrot using ATM.

Polly want a cracker? My own swing AND a cracker? What did I do to deserve this wonderful life?

"I suppose this is your way of telling me that I'm giving you the cold shoulder?"

'You know too much!'

Parrot threatens to ring the RSPCA.