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"Sorry about that 'cracker' comment, Phil."

Polly txt speak

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Pirates

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."