Talking Parrot Enthusiast Pillows

"Sorry about that 'cracker' comment, Phil."

Polly txt speak

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

So you're a mocking bird...

A little bird told me...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

Pirates