Talking Parrots Pillows

Football Manager's Parrot

Polly txt speak

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

ONE HORSE TOWN

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

'We should talk more.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'You keep out of this!'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"What do you think of the new feed?"

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

"Come on, I'll sneak you in the doggie door."