Pet Talkers Pillows

"And so she's all, 'woof'. And I'm like, 'woof?'"

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Projectile hairballing."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

Will eat your homework for $.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."