Chatty Parrot Lover Pillows

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Repeat after me..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Service."

Pirates

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"How many letters can you read?"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."