Talking Parrots Prints

Football Manager's Parrot

Polly txt speak

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

ONE HORSE TOWN

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

'We should talk more.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'Psst...e=mc?.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

'You keep out of this!'

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"What do you think of the new feed?"

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'