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'No, he doesn't talk dirty but he was owned by a broker and he gives insider trading tips.'

"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

The Rooster Comedian.

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A little bird told me...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Service."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Repeat after me..."

Pirates

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."