Parrot Conversationalist T-Shirts

"The math was rough. The verbal was a snap."

"This is your mother? She looks like a *&**&^%$?%^& to me! Awwwk! Awwwk!" "I bought him from an email ad...they said if I didn't I would have seven years bad luck."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Pirates

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Repeat after me..."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"You came up in therapy today."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

The reluctant parrot

'I bought him from a sailor!'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'How can you be so right about the stock market and not be potty trained?'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"