Parrot Conversationalist Gifts

"The math was rough. The verbal was a snap."

"This is your mother? She looks like a *&**&^%$?%^& to me! Awwwk! Awwwk!" "I bought him from an email ad...they said if I didn't I would have seven years bad luck."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

"Repeat after me..."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Pirates

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"You came up in therapy today."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The reluctant parrot

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

'How can you be so right about the stock market and not be potty trained?'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'I bought him from a sailor!'