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Reading Over your Shoulder

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'You know too much!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

"How many letters can you read?"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Pirates

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'