Pet Parrots Prints

Reading Over your Shoulder

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Pirates

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"How many letters can you read?"

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'