Parrot Enthusiast Prints

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'

Pet Shops

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

'Maybe we should switch to low carb crackers?!' - Fat parrot wants a cracker.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

Parroting

"Polly want this, Polly want that. What about what Polly need?"

'Don't repeat the question! Answer it!'

'Well, I'm not great virtuoso, but I do like to tickle the ivories every now and then.'

"He's the Store detective - it's company policy to recruit within the firm!"

'I demand a second opinion!'

'I know I sound like a silly little child - You taught me how to speak.'

'I hate to complain, but papering my cage with computer printouts just isn't the same as good old newspapers.'

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

The reluctant parrot

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

'Why does she always repeat everything?'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I feel sick as an English Coach."

At Bubbe's Condo

"He's an emotional support animal."

'This is Emily's answering services...'

'Aw! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine...'

"Obviously, if the only thing you keep on repeating is "Polly wants a cracker", you're bound to put on weight..."

Accountancy Final.

"Oh no! It's my mother! Oh no! It's my mother!"

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"The parrot you sold me will only through his lawyer!"

"What have you other than your bag of parrots?"

Hercule Parrot