Painterly Parrot Fan Pillows

bird interprets modern art

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Pirates

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

The Zombie Awakes...

Kobe Bryant

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."