Parrot Admirer Pillows

'When Polly wants a cracker, she means NOW!'

Polly, Wally, and Doodle (parrots).

'I keep hearing these voices, doc.'

'Come quick - a pileated woodpecker!'

'Sorry Lucy, but what she said was so vile that even I can't repeat it...'

"That's not my political opinion. That's just stuff I hear on the radio."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Working Holiday.

'If she says pretty Polly to me once more I'll have her arm off!'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

"I didn't know an e-reader COULD explode."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Pet Shop - Parrot... Good Talker, Well Up On The Contempary Scene

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

A little bird told me...

'I love show biz!'

"The saltines are getting a little boring - How about a GRAHAM cracker now and then?"

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

You Are a Masterpiece

"Any word on parole?"

"They're wonderful mimics."

"I told you that parrot was a con-artist! That's a fake pirate's treasure-map you've bought!"

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..."

Awwrk! Pretty bird. Pretty bird

"She's all talk and no do!"

"Service."

Turned out the bird reads minds, too.

Pieces of eight, pieces of eight.

A parrot with huge bill

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Polly want a cracker? Is there any particular reason why you speak like Jay Silverwheels? (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-31)

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was