Parrot Appreciators Pillows

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Pirates

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."