Partridge Admirer Pillows

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Baroque Peacock

A little bird told me...

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Prosecco Peacock

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Teddy and friends.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"Service."

Giuseppe Verdi

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'I had a cough at the time!'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Living with a cataholic.