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The Zombie Awakes...

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

bird interprets modern art

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

The Polygon family at home

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.