Parakeet Fan Gifts

The Zombie Awakes...

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

bird interprets modern art

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

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Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

The Polygon family at home

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Tandem cyclists

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'