Parakeets Gifts

'Things just don't seem the same since we got rid of the parakeets.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Repeat after me..."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

The Zombie Awakes...

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Pirates

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Parrot

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"