Parrots Gifts

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"Yes Dear, Yes Dear, Yes Dear"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'You're going to go on a diet.'

'I know I say a lot of rubbish. That's because your wife taught me how to speak!'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

Clever birdie

Pirate trying on parrots.

Say that again and I'll get you stuffed!

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"You're spoiling that parrot!"

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away!

'It's for you. Somebody called Polly...!'

Good Talker.

'Where's my parrot? -- the dirty bum is in the witness protection program!'

'If she says pretty Polly to me once more I'll have her arm off!'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'His previous owner had a lot of allergies.'

Radio 4 just a minute 'Repetition of 'pretty'''

Bird Brain

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..."

"Because he's been corrupted by talk radio."

"They're wonderful mimics."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."