Parrot Fans Gifts

Parrot Families: 'Daddy! Mikels repeating every single thing I say!' 'Atta boy Mike!'

Let's get real. Polly want a beer.

"I've heard this is a great bar for picking up birds."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Poor guy, he should've said something over and over, and over.'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Drunk pirate with a wheel on the bottom of his peg leg being wheeled home by his parrot

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

"Arrr! Nobody wants to trade fer me patches!"

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

bird interprets modern art

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'