Parrot Fanatic Gifts

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'Does the Betty Ford clinic treat sunflower seed addiction?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A little bird told me...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

bird interprets modern art

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

Epic Battles

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Tasty bird.'

"Service."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Repeat after me..."

Pirates