Parrot Aficionado Gifts

"We have ways of making you talk."

"I was unreliable in a previous lifetime."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

'Want a cracker?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Stan Buy Me

Medical Bird.

One up birdmanship: pirate with two parrots.

'I'm training him to be a scientific advisor.'

'My teenage son doesn't repeat anything anymore: He just grunts...'

Bring Your Parrot to Word Day b/w

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

"No matter what deal they offer, make sure it includes the crackers!"

"Hi! Is that it? I didn't pay fifty quid for Hi!"

"Gesundheit!"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome to the Team

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'You know too much!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'