Parrot Aficionado Gifts

"We have ways of making you talk."

"I was unreliable in a previous lifetime."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

'Want a cracker?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Stan Buy Me

Medical Bird.

One up birdmanship: pirate with two parrots.

'I'm training him to be a scientific advisor.'

'My teenage son doesn't repeat anything anymore: He just grunts...'

Bring Your Parrot to Word Day b/w

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

"No matter what deal they offer, make sure it includes the crackers!"

"Hi! Is that it? I didn't pay fifty quid for Hi!"

"Gesundheit!"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Welcome to the Team

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'You know too much!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."