Collecting Parrots Gifts

Pet Shop - Parrot... Good Talker, Well Up On The Contempary Scene

"Yes, he does speak, but only when he's spoken to. It's the way we brought him up."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Repeat after me..."

Pirates

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.